Let me preface this by stating that I actually really like Heather Graham a lot. She’s a bit nutty, and I envy the hell out of her sleep routine, but I’ve always respected that she never really took the romcom route to instant fame like a few other vacuous blondes like, say, Kate Hudson. Instead, Heather does a lot of indie films and a little bit of arthouse stuff even though a lot of it ends up being junk that goes straight to DVD. Occasionally, she’ll take part in a successful mainstream movie, and people will remember that she exists, which is strange because I find her pretty hard to forget. Maybe that’s because she gets naked a lot.
Anyway, Heather has taken on a very atypical role by appearing as “Awesome Aunt Opal” in the upcoming Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer, which is a children’s movie based upon a series of very successful books and should drum up a fair amount of family-related ticket sales. So Heather shows up (with her latest beau, Jason Silva, in tow) at the premiere while wearing a pair of black hot pants, a matching bustier, and strappy black platform heels. Sure, she looks great, but she seems a little — how do you say — underdressed for this type of movie premiere. At least her boobs aren’t popping out, right?
To be fair, Heather’s not really used to this sort of thing, but she could have taken a cue from Janet Varney’s red-carpet look and pulled on a simple, summery dress instead:
And at least the adorable kids from the movie, Madeline Carroll and Parris Mosteller, were appropriately covered up as well:
